“I never salt my pasta water.”

"I’m trying to set up my boss to get sued."

"I don’t remember how I got to bed Friday or Saturday night."

“It was a good, warm feeling.”

"I could watch Bad Bunny thrust all day and my husband certainly knows it."

"I accidentally sent a dirty pic to my boyfriend’s family’s group chat."

"He gave me back a pair of earrings I left there… they weren’t mine."

"I hate myself for how much I used to like Blake Lively."

The first mailbag of the year.

Everything you're too afraid to admit at the group dinner.

Why’s it so hard to get a plot in the community garden?