What's your best Tinder line?

I bet Patrick, 25 lead with something super pervy.

I bet Patrick, 25 lead with something super pervy.

My last two Tinder exchanges have gone terribly. Like, I sound like the most virgin-y virgin you've ever met.

"Rock, paper, scissors."

and

"Hi"

The sad thing is, I actually thought these were baller as fuck at the time. "Rock, paper, scissors" seemed like a playful way to lead into a conversation. Until she responded with the scissors emoji and I had nothing to respond with. I ended up just unmatching her for not calling me out for being a total square.

I could tell you that "Hi" happened because my BAC was sky-high, but even that doesn't justify it. Minkus from Boy Meets World has more game than that.

So, what's your best Tinder line?

Will deFriesComment