My favorite trifecta? Masters Sunday. Independence Day. The Kentucky Derby.
From the stacks is the four-part tale of the Scariest Sunday I've ever had, and the events that preceded it. From Kid Rock to Gamechangers to arrests, the 2011 Kentucky Derby was the best Kentucky Derby I have ever been to.
And fuck it, the official 2014 Sunday Scaries Trifecta ticket after the jump.
Win: Danza (10-1)
Because "Danza Kuduro" is the greatest song ever written.
But seriously, can someone please tell me why Don Omar talks in English on the phone but sings 100% in Spanish?
Place: Ride On Curlin (15-1)
Because only idiots bet against Calvin Borel come Derby time.
Show: Candy Boy (20-1)
Because my ex-girlfriend from Louisville told me Candy Boy would win and I just feel like I'm getting some privileged inside information. In 2010, Bovada had odds on the over/under for Derby attendees and her inside info doubled by betting account.
So take that 4/19/18 ticket to the BANK and don't be afraid to toss a couple c-notes at ya boy when you're filthy rich.