Neknominate (n): game requiring the participant to film themselves drinking a pint of an alcoholic beverage, usually beer, in one gulp and upload the footage to the web. The participant then nominates two others to do the same, although a third nomination has become commonplace. The nominated person has to complete the task within 24 hours.
The way that this game is being played is fucking awful. First of all, when I sign online to scope my feeds and check my noties, I'm usually trying to escape some Sunday Scaries -- not see people chugging pints of Fireball. And furthermore, why do these people want numerous videos of themselves online pounding booze? If you're dumb enough to upload these videos to your personal pages, I guaran-fucking-tee you aren't smart enough to change your privacy settings so future employers don't see this charade. Here's a novel solution for everyone uploading videos — do this within a group text. It's easier. It's not public. It's faster pace. And above all, it'll keep my feeds free and clear of you grimy bastards.