The Perfect Stormy


via Garden & Gun.

Batten down the hatches. This seafarer’s cocktail packs a flavorful punch

Anyone who knows me knows that I love a mean Dark & Stormy. But this recipe is just way too uppity and involved. I want to spread my wings and be me instead of be a hipster fucking mixology mad scientist at the bar while everyone else is reaping the benefits of it. Allow me.

1 Fifth Goslings Dark Rum
1 Can Goslings Ginger Beer


  1. Get a huge fucking glass.
  2. Fill it with ice.
  3. Fill it 5/6ths full of rum.
  4. Add 1/6th ginger beer
  5. Pound it.
  6. Make a million more.

Boom. Perfect Dark & Stormy. Done and done.

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