Note: A week ago I professed my love to Amelia who wrote a bomb piece on Scaries for Man Repeller. Reading my post is advisable as this probably won’t make any sense otherwise.
If there’s one cure for Scaries, it’s when your internet girlfriend proposes to you. I’m not saying I’m currently on wedding websites and scouring Craigslist for flautists, but I’m definitely on wedding websites while scouring Craigslist for flautists.
From her timeline, I’ve deduced that she’s a Friday Night Lights fan, which is perfect because my spiritual guide is Coach Taylor.
I feel like I’m in the middle of the 2013 version of You’ve Got Mail. Don’t you just love New York in the fall?