- Gatorade Frost Riptide Rush
- Original Alka-Seltzer
- Combine all ingredients.
- Chug the fuck out of it.
First of all, GOTTA be Riptide Rush. Almost all other Gatorade flavors are dead to me at this point in my life. It also combines well with the Alka-Seltzer tablets as well. And Don Draper uses Alka-Seltzer when he’s hungover so you know it works because he’s an alcoholic. And the Bayer? They don’t call it the “Wonder Drug” because it doesn’t make your dome-piece feel better.
Stock your place with these ingredients or submit your own cure so I can further help myself escape from my hangovers which are getting exponentially worse the further into my 20s I go.