via Detroit Free Press.
Meanwhile, I was trying to hurt him. I was throwing punches and trying to slam his head into the ice. I dragged him over to the boards so that Draper could have a good look.
I’m from Michigan. I like the Red Wings, Kid Rock, and Vernors. If you can’t accept that, get out my grill-mix and take your sorry ass home.
In the pantheon of my Favorite People In The World, Darren McCarty and Kris Draper exist right next to Coach Taylor, Schmidt, George W. Bush, Tiger Woods, Mark Wahlberg, and all of my best friend’s dads.