Cornell University officials say the hazing that resulted in the cancellation of the men’s lacrosse team’s fall season included underclassmen being made to chug beer to the point where some of them vomited.
I miss the days when Cornell was awesomely douchie. This kid would have never stood for a suspended lax season —
"each freshman has to bring 5 bithces, ladies, female friends, whatever you want to call them. If they got enlarged mamary glands and no ween that is basically what we are looking for. this is important cuz number one, i like titties. my name is [redacted] i really like titties. number two, freshmen, you are the link to the new world."
Kids are soft as hell these days.