20 Things I Should Have Known at 20

via Medium.

Find people cooler than you and hang out with them too.

Recently I got an insider’s look at Lulu (a private network for girls to share insights on love and life) and saw that one of the good things about myself is “#HotFriends”, so I’m doin’ just fine on the “finding cooler people than me” front.

My other attributes, you ask?

  • #RespectsWomen - I mean, goes without saying. I’m not an asshole.
  • #UnchartedTerritory - No idea. Maybe it’s because I liked Life of Pi or something.
  • #StrongHands - Honestly, my hands aren’t that big and my grip maxes out at opening pickles. I’m not having any D2: The Mighty Ducks Adam Banks “I woke up, and the pain was gone.” moments any time soon.
  • #FutureZuckerberg - Whatever. If some girl thinks I’m going to pocket billions then that’s fine by me. Just don’t count on me dancing like this on Molly like he did.
  • #SummerSwoll - If being skinny-fat is what #SummerSwoll means, then yeah, call me #SummerSwoll all week and twice on Sunday.
  • #BedroomEyes - I’ve got loveable brown eyes. Can’t deny this one. These things are an ocean to get lost in.
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